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Most pain sprays were never put through a trial.
Ours was.
A double-blind, placebo-controlled study at KEM Hospital, Mumbai. 100 patients. Four weeks. Run by the head of orthopaedics — not by us. Here is everything it found, and everything it does not claim.
A test designed so we couldn't fool ourselves.
"Clinically tested" is a phrase anyone can print. This is what was actually behind it.
Doctors at KEM split 100 osteoarthritis patients into two groups at random. One group got 206B. The other got an oil that looked, felt and poured exactly the same — but had none of the active ingredients in it.
Then the labels came off. Neither the patients nor the doctors scoring them knew who had the real thing until the study was over.
That single rule removes the things that quietly inflate every wellness claim: hope, expectation, a clinician rooting for a result. Whatever was left at the end was the formula doing the work — or nothing at all.
Nobody got to peek — that's the entire point.
Four weeks in, the two groups didn't look alike anymore.
Every number below is measured against the placebo group — the fairest comparison there is.
Pain fell on both sides. It just fell further, and kept falling, on 206B.
Patients marked their pain on a 0–10 line at the start, at two weeks, and at four. This is the average of every patient, week by week.
Less pain is one thing. Climbing the stairs is another.
The WOMAC index scores the boring, real stuff: stiffness in the morning, getting out of a chair, walking, putting on socks. Here's the share of each group who measurably improved by week 4.
Did people still reach for a painkiller anyway?
Both groups were handed backup tablets for bad days. A questionnaire can be hopeful. Whether you still swallow the diclofenac is not. Fewer people on 206B did.
One group's quality of life held. The other's slipped.
The SF-12 questionnaire asks how much your health gets in the way of ordinary life. Higher is better.
At the end, we asked them to rate their own month.
Forget the indices for a second. This is how patients described their own condition after four weeks.
What this trial does not prove.
A study that only tells you the good parts isn't a study, it's an ad. So here are the edges of what we found.
The limits, plainly.
Don't take our word for it. Look it up.
The trial was registered before it began, which means the results couldn't be cherry-picked after the fact. Here's the paperwork.
We ran it because the category never bothers to.